Thursday, November 27, 2003
KKKKKLLLLLLLLAAAAAASSSSSIIIIKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!! i passed all ma modules man!!!! i checked da exam results at werk 2day....da moment i stepped into da ofis, all da kids were at da computer screen checking their results. as only 1 terminal had internet access, we were all crowding around....& guess wat, all of us passed man! evri1 were in high spirits 2day...evri1 was so happy....so 4 me goin back 2 skul evriday 2 study during da exam week was worth it....now i can juz concentrate on ma ITP & wait 4 skul 2 reopen...damn klasik ooohhh.....oh yeah, evri1 in da ofis has been infected by da werd 'klasik'...even ma supervisors r affected 2....hahahaha....we would juz shout out kkkllllaaasssiikkkk!!!!!!!! wenever we feel hapi or while lafing.....my supervisors r kool afta knowing dem for 3 weekz now.....there's Shirley, Abang Yahzid, Shawn & Johnson....da abang is oreadi 36 but he looks damn young u no! i tot he was in his late 20's.....
4 all da tyme spent werking, i've been brushing up ma 'vocabulary' thanx 2 da kidz in da ofis....hahahahaha....some werdz r like damn funi dat wen u hear it, u'll definitely laf....i no i did.....somehow, 2day was a slacker of a day....we spent most of our time talking man....datz kool cos somedays, we dun even haf time 2 talk....
& da kidz in skul haf been SMS-ing me asking bout ma results....haiyoh, confirm dey tink dat i'm a gone case kid....well, like it or not, dey're gonna haf 2 bear wif ma crap 4 another semester. hurhurhur....wateva it is, i dun care whose da highest, who got da most distinctions wateva wateva....cos all i no, all diz adds up 2 nothing 4 me....itz juz a status quo wif all diz grades....itz juz grades at da end of da day....confirm i'll get a lot of D's & E's wen i get da result slip. so wat da hell, i did managed 2 get thru & datz all dat matters....da human rat race 2 me is damn pathetic & gettin uglier by da day. so wat if sum1 got better grades or marks as me, i dun gif a ****. i ain't gonna get all jealous.....all i can do is thank god dat dat person did well & i thank god wif wateva i've achieved....i heaved a sigh of relief wen i saw da results juz now....couldn't sleep well da nyte b4 juz wondering bout da results.
okie, i think datz all 4 now. apart from da ever shrinking hari raya 'collection' every year, there's nothing more i wanna say. hahahaha....aight, gotta wake up early 2 werk. gona sleep in a jiffy. so take care 2 whoeva's readin diz. god bless ya.
xxTELL ME FRANKLY, WHO AM I EXACTLY IN UR LIFE?xx
Saturday, November 22, 2003
Yippeee!!!! itz da weekendz peepz & u haf no idea how tired i am diz whole wik...imagine handling around 400 orders per day & checking evri last info in da form....plus i've been goin back around 7 evriday wen i'm suppoz 2 leave at 5...laz minute orders sux big tyme man....but itz kinda ok cos itz considered overtime but da overtime pay ain't dat much but y grumble bout it ryte....
i bumped into ma ex-klasmate in da MRT da other day wen i was on ma way back home....dah jadik akak ofis ah dia....str8 up secretary look....damn lawa seh....hahahaha....she finished skuling oreadi & now she's doin diz full time job....datz wen it struck me dat we're reali growing up y'all....it was juz like yesterday we were all in sec skul & not even thinking bout werk yet....tak lama lagi some r gettin married...damn, i dun wanna grow up 2 fast ah....nex year there's no more 'teen' 4 me....i'm gonna b 20....oh my god, i wanna savour wateva memories while being 19 ryte now....
so, i'm so sad there's no SCV cable at home...Force Vomit is on discovery travel & adventure 2day man.....at 7pm, da band & asha gill will b doin a so called documentary about life in singapore....alamak, wen i haf SCV, no gd shows were on but wen i dun haf it, diz had 2 happen! wah lan eh....but nvm, da kidz at werk r now Force Vomit converts. hahaahaha!!!!! i let dem listen to 1-3 songs & dey're hooked! hahaahah....told dem FV r kool....dey really like 'SELERA RAYA' very much...i dunno whether da malay radio stations air their songs or not....
hmm.....4 da 1st tyme in ma famz history, we pasang lampu lap lip lah!!!! hahahaaha.....weird lah ma fam....past years tak nak pasang, entah apasal diz yr plak nak pasang....da lights r da stationary type lah...not da type dat blinks crazily & can make feel dizzy in 5 seconds....& ma parenz bought diz ancient/old skul cupboard 4 da hall....real nice man....very antique....
so okie dokie, i wanna go & haf a gd rest diz weekend....da WHOLE famz gonna come 2 ma place diz Tuesday so itz gonna b hectic. mebi all out spring cleaning 2molo. my ibu can b da president of da anti-dust association man....den she'll blabber 'apa ni abuk banyak na ni kat blah blah blah'....i'll juz smile at her...hahaaha.....so oklah, 3 dayz 2 da big day fellow brotherz & sisterz....enjoi da last days of Ramadan & spend it well aight. till nex tyme, assalamualaikum....
xxY DO PPLE ONLI THINK BOUT THEMSELVES?xx
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
wat up pple!!! wowee....i'm so bizi & tired diz past few days due 2 werk....wah, u haf no idea how exhausting my job is even though i'm in an air-conditioned room & i sit all da way from da moment i step into da ofis till i finish werk....i've been finishing werk at 6.45pm even though i should b out at 5pm....wen itz time i wanna leave, an order comes in lah, a correction has 2 b done lah, a last minute express order comes in lah....ade je yg menghalang hamba 2 go back....lucky da other 3 kids r there so it ain't dat boring...i suck so bad as a checker man...hahaahah....onli 1 wik of werk & there's 5 complaints made oreadi...hahaha....mostly wrong address, personz name spelt wrongly etc etc...but hey, i've been checking 200 orders per day man....how can dey xpek me 2 b 100% perfect man....i do it alone summore man....i juz shut ma ears & buat bodoh je ah...lucky da Johnson guy talked 2 me nicely bout ma mistake....wif da kind of pay they're giving me & expecting me 2 werk like mad, i'll hit da roof fa shizzle....gimme a break lah, $22 a day is nothing 2 dem considering da company has an annual turnover of $20million smackeroos....
i've been reaching home at 9pm almost evriday man....it sux livin like diz....go 2 werk, go home & sleep. i ain't no robot lah....i can't imagine ma life like diz. itz so boring. i talk 2 ma ibu 4 like 15 minitz bout my day den i'll go 2 sleep. i dun spend much time wif ma folks man....
oh yeah, Hari Raya is a wik away y'all!!!! yyeeehhaaa!!! finally i bought ma dream baju kurung...hurhurhur....itz brown & itz damn cooling...ain't da kain panas thingy u no....4 some reason, i love da kaler brown...it has diz kinda rustic look 2 me....but da baju kurung can't b compared wif da ATTICUS tee dat i bought....actuali dat tee is 'pakai dulu bayar kemudian'...hahahaah....cos ma fren paid it 4 me 1st...den wen i get ma pay, i pay him back...hurhurhur....cos i was so xcited wen i saw da tee & he oso bought 2 tees den offered 2 pay 4 me upfront 1st....so kool of him....go to atticus.com ah den u pple will c their tees....so many emo-punk, punk rawk bands wear dem....especially FINCH! hahaha....Finch wears em....but da price ain't dat nice 2 mention....
so okie dokie derrier, i'll stop here cos i'm so tired....fa shizzle i'm tired....gonna sleep in a while. so take care aight 2 whoeva's reading diz. take care, god bless.
xx4 SOME REASON, I DUN CARExx
Friday, November 14, 2003
HEY YO!!!!! damn! itz been a week since i updated diz blog o mine....as u pple may no, i've started werking....itz Friday & thank god i'm not werking 2molo....so i haf time 2 write 2day...if not, afta werk & upon reaching home, da bed iz ma nex destination. tired man...i'm a checker in da data entry department. as pple may no, my company involves da hamper services, flowers & gifts services....so if an order comes in, da data entry kids will type in all da particulars & me, as da checker, will check evriting from A-Z all da details as in da invoice & make sure all info iz correct. As now iz da hari raya season, hari raya orders r coming in evriday....but my werk iz quite slack cos if there's no order, we'll juz chill & if there is, den we'll do some werk. man, sum company i checked r very generous in giving their malay employees hari raya hampers.....so kool...& da kompani give dem $150 hampers u no....sum orders come as far from KL & Jakarta....da werking hours r a strain cos itz from 8.30-5.30....imagine ah, how me & da malay guys rush back home.
okie! da 1st day was a nervous 1.....my liasion officer said mebi 8 kids from SP might b attached 2 diz kompani. but as it turns out, a healthy 60 kidz turned up! fa shizzle! da kool part is, all da malays were in 1 department! 3 guys & a gerl r wif me in da same department! all from SP! kool man....some of dem i saw in skul b4 but neva talked but now, itz like we've known each other a long time! hahahaha...my supervisor's name is Johnson....mak ai! Johnson seh....ape nye nama tu....macam shampoo Johnson & Johnson's seh....wen he said his name, evri1 giggled....hahahaa.....cos sum of u might no Johnson iz another werd 4 wat...hahahaha....i'm not telling....so there's 13 kidz altogether & in da 2nd day, evri1 had nickname's oreadi! there's diz china gerl we call burung, a 3rd yr gerl from SP we call Manja, da onli malay gerl from da whole department, Yana Blur, den there's da 3 malay bois. Sheikh Komen, Shah Print, Rufi & me, Austin Powers....given by da assistant supervisor, Shawn. oh yeah, not 4getting da koolest chinese kid i've ever come across, Ian Brown. Brown bcos all his shoes r brown. & he change his shoes evriday & all his Nike dunks r rare man! i'm not kidding! all r above $200! plus da tees he wear evriday 2 werk r ultra kool man! serious....damn nice his clothing....his fren owns da shoe shop Leftfoot at far east plaza...go 2 da shop & dey bring in all da rare shoes y'all....as itz da fasting month now, da bois juz chill at da stairway of da building & juz talk. there's diz gerl Ian has a major crush on. can't blame him though, da gerl iz damn cute! she's chinese btw & Ian seems compatible wif her....hahaha. Ian's like 23 oreadi & he's in 2nd yr in skul. da rest r also yr 2 kidz. i'm so fortunate dat all da malay kidz r wif me. if not, i'll b bored 2 death. fortunate also cos evri1's sense of humur iz off da hook! hahahaah.....we can relate well....
so in da ofis where all da 13 kidz r in, there's a section in da ofis where we kol it, Slacker Island. hahahaah!!!! cos all da 4 malay bois including me r in a koner of da room doin our werk. me & rufi doin checking while shah & sheikh r in charge of printing all da orders. so wen da supervisor r xplaining how 2 enter data into da comp or sumthin, da 4 of us will juz chill 1 koner & talk as if no1's there in da room. hahahaha......slack maut kite org ni....sheikh has a lot of ghost stories, shahz da quieter 1, rufi's da laughing kid & me, well, i'm juz crap. hahahaha!!!! as usual, we mit up 7.30am kat Jurong East & as usual, we won't sit down until da train reaches Raffles Place....den we'll catch 40 winks....kool kidz ah diz guys. not da late type. alwiz on time.
ok ah peepz. i've written a tad 2 much didn't i....i'm juz tired but at da same time, kinda feeling ok bout diz job. kinda slack but who knows, it might b a bizi season wen Christmas is round da koner. okie dokie, i'm so looking 4ward 2 waking up late 2molo. den watch spongebob of coz! hehehe....okie, gd nyte 2 whoeva's reading diz. rawk on. assalamualaikum....
xxGO AHEAD, PLAY ME OUT LIKE A FOOLxx
Saturday, November 08, 2003
WWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!! da dragonball episode juz now was kool man....finally dey fought! hahahaha....but 1 thing i hate bout da show iz dat da storylines 2 slow....b4 u no it, itz over & u haf 2 wait till nex wik 2 c wat happens. da characters kinda talk 2 much ah....now juz passing time & waiting 4 spongebob squarepants....hurhurhur....
hmm....i had such an 'enlightening' day yesterday....me & my sec skul fren Azrul went 2 woodlands yg dekat ngan checkpoint....went there 2 alter some of our jeans & pants. i altered my fevret jeans cos i tot da cutting below was 2 big & it could almost cover up my whole shoe. now itz all kool. so we had 2 wait 2 hrs since da apek & nyonya had a lot of orders dat day....so, 2 pass da time, we went 2 masjid an-nur....afta praying, we juz chilled kat masjid ah while waiting 4 our stuff 2 b done....it was onli 5pm & da apek told us 2 come back at around 6.40pm....den 1 pakcik came up 2 both of us & said, 'mari ah dik duduk kat sana, ada 1 org dari South Africa nak ceramah sikit tentang Islam'....& yup, there i saw 1 white south african sitting & a group of kidz sittin encircling him listening 2 him talk....da pakcik 2 sat there. he was a soft spoken man & of coz conversed in english lah...hurhurhur....so he started preaching afta both of us sat down....so he asked 'What is da purpose of life?'.....as usual, we juz muttered wateva ah dat we had in mind....& he said 'Da answer 2 my question my brothers, is dat ur life is 2 worship Allah S.A.W & prepare 4 da afterlife'.....life is temporary & evri single moment should be devoted 2 HIM. He said onli 2 things can be brought wif u 2 da afterlife, IMAN & AMAL....no matter how rich, how clever, how famous or wateva, HE onli wants diz 2 things from u. damn man, altho he spoke in a soft voice, but da way he preached really struck me inside man....diz guy noes his hadiths real well....4 sure he noes evri single history on Islam....didn't xpek a 'mat saleh' 2 b diz good....oh yeah girls, he's good looking u no....i'm dead serious....i'll bet he's evri makciks dream son-in-law for their daughters. hurhurhur....hey hey, he's happily married ok! hahahaaha....it'll b a long story if i told u guyz wat he said from A-Z. he talked for 45minitz. dat guy iz super dope kool man....
so yup, somehow i feel strange nowadays. in a spiritual way dat is. meeting diz kind of pple makes me realise yeah i can change 4 da better. so i'll take 1 step at a time & let time do itz magic too. okie dokie derrier, haf a nice weekend ya. i'm goin out wif ma poly frenz later diz aftanoon. 1st time u no goin out wif dem...hahahah...i mean wif da 'studious' pple ah....ok, till den, take care aight. smoga dalam keadaan sihat walafiat.....
xxI'VE NEVA BEEN DA BEZ OF GOD'S SLAVESxx
(10.37am)
Thursday, November 06, 2003
OOOHHHHH YEEAAAAHHHH!!!! Da exams r FINALLY over man! u guys out there haf no idea how relieved i am from escaping da depths of torture from studyin....studying till 3.30am almost evri day is juz not me man...dis semester has been full of nightmares & good laughs. itz been a pretty hectic week so far...goin 2 skul early in da mawnin 2 study den goin 2 sleep in da wee hours of the day....damn, i remember waking up 1 day feeling like i was gonna black out anytime....serious.....i woke up & my eyes couldn't c aniting & all there was was darkness. Freaked out 4 a while but relaxed den da vision started 2 come in. But wateva it iz, da exams r over & datz dat....no exams discussions bout answers 4 me...i juz dun wanna hear it. i've did my bloody bez & i really studied. An E would make me smile as if i got an A. hehehehehe.......
So, da kidz had a good time at Mcdonalds at FC2 afta da paper. Sat down & evri1 ate da same meal....6 Mcspicy Doubles auntie! As usual, talked bout 'politics'....hahahahaha.....we all laughed at da prospect on how Nasser was gonna handle his job at Toko Warisan at Joo Chiat Complex....hurhurhur...mebi he nidz 2 draw an AutoCad drawing for da dimensions of a songkok or even write in da logbook on da different types of baju kurung makciks buy....hurhurhur..he'll sure get an A for his ITP! hahaahaha.....Ser, kalau kau baca ni, diz 1's for u man! lek ah boi, ni smua stakat bersendeloka bersama singer eh...hehehehe....
Hmm.....4 some reason, i juz wanted 2 give da kidz sumthin b4 goin off 4 da holidays & subsequently da ITP....itz my 1st time doin sumthin like diz. i dunno y....hmm, mebi i feel as if i clicked wif dem more diz year....some new frenships forged & old frenships hopefully lasts 4eva....itz been a kool 1st semester of yr 2 in poly 4 me. altho stressful at times, overall itz ok....juz hope da kidz wun 4get me. but hmm, mebi most will....i dunno....
& i caught da premiere of Matrix Revolutions yesterday at Lot 1 wif da 3 stooges. Me, Nasser & da ever lepak Fadz. Da movie was so awesome but guess wat!!!! da last scene where Neo fought wif da stoopid Agent Smith had audio problems!!!! haahahaha!!!!!!! i'm serious!!!! da last part was like watching a silent movie! hahaahaha....it went silent 4 like a gd 15 minutes of da entire fight scene & da audio returned 2 normal onli afta da fight was over....i wonder if other showings of da Matrix at different cinemas had da same problem....apa lagik, da 3 stooges made our own sound effects ah...like Bang! Bang!.....hahahahaha!!!!! kau gilerlah Nasser....mana scene tu pakai pistol....hahahaha.....nvm ah, it was hilarious cos 4 da 1st tyme i watched a movie which had problems....skali dey show da movie using VCD pirated eh bli kat Johor....hehehehe...
Ok dokie ah, mebi i've told 2 much 4 2day. I'm juz stoked da exams over & results r like 3 weeks from now....wateva happens, tak pasallah....hehehe...ok, slamat berpuasa & slamat berbuka....oh yeah, da date & time dat u c at da start of evri entry ain't da accurate date & time u no....4 example, itz now 5.36pm wen i'm writing diz....i dunno how 2 set da date & time 2 follow da standard S'pore time from diz blog...nvm, mebi i'll put down da correct date & time afta evri entry....so u guys won't b left thinkin whether i really wrote my blog like around 7.29am or sumthin....
Aight, slamat berbuka nanti para para readers. : )
xxBEING IGNORED & MADE 2 FEEL INVISIBLE IN FRONT OF U IZ JUZ INDESCRIBABLExx
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
alamak....2molo is da maths paper & i'm like onli 1/2 way there....went 2 skul diz mawnin & i was da 2nd kid 2 arrive...datz a 1st! usually i'll b like da last person 2 arrive in da whole gang....hurhurhur...2day i understood diz stoopid topic called inverse laplace....haiyoh....now den i understand da whole bloody konsep....wat is wrong wif me man....understanding things at da laz minit....
1st things 1st, 2dayz is sum1's bday. I tot u would never receive da e-card cos i remembered as if i typed in da wrong e-mail addy. so again, HAPPY BDAY 2 YA. u no who u r.
& i brought da catalogue of da kompani which i was attached to to skul 2day...u guys no it oreadi ryte...i'm at Noel Gifts wif effect on Monday....dey were like lafing over all da stuff in da catalogues....alamak, i hope i dun do flower arrangements man....silap silap nanti bukak skola, i'm gonna b soft....hurhurhur....nah, mebi i'll b under packaging like ma fren said...wateva it iz lah....
aight, 2days entry will b short cos i'm gonna study ryte now. 2 da kidz in who r in SP & r havin their exams ryte now, GOOD LUCK Y'ALL!!!!!
xxSUMTIMES HOPE ITSELF AIN'T ENOUGHxx
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! i'm so damn pissed at myself! i did 1 stoopid mistake 4 my exams juz now....itz like i studied da formula 4 ages & sumhow i blew it juz now...i wrote da wrong equation & of coz da whole answerz gonna be wrong...damn, 10 marx down da drain juz lke dat. realised it afta i went out of da exam room....crappy me...if i had a twin, i'll ask him 2 punch me in da face 4 being so stoopid. dammit man, dat 10 marks was like invaluable cos i won't noe 4 sure whether i'll pass da whole paper...dammit...
& yup, Maths is 2 days away. i'm now starting 2 feel da heat. i'm gonna go 2 skul early in da mawning & ask da kidz 2 help me out. i haf 2 pass diz paper man...i juz haf 2....imagine ah, onli 3 failures in klas for da previous test & i'm 1 of dem. shows how bloody crappy i am huh. aaarrrgggghhhh....i gotta start drinkin Dumex or sumthin...hurhurhur....
well, i intended 2 sleep but somehow sumthingz been bugging me....i'm confused over sumthin. nah, 4get bout it....itz alwiz me & my dilemmas. so yesterday 2 of ma homebois crashed my home....1 stayed overnight & da other went home at around 2am. studied 4 2days paper ah...funi thing, wen da Matrix movie was on at 10pm, da 3 of us automatically put aside da textbook & started watching....we were like critics man while watching it...we wondered y afta all da crazy fights & shootoutz, dey're hair r still in place, not a drop of sweat at all & not even a heave of exhaustion...wooo....dey muz b superhuman....hurhurhur...da wonder of movies....afta da movie den we started studying....luckily my ibu juz arrived home from KL wif food & we started eating. being crappy ol guys, of coz ah we had a laugh even from da smallest of things. we laughed more den we studied. but hey, afta da movie, satu satu focus giler nye buat all da tutorialz & reading away....so i slept around 3.30am & dat xplains y i was ssoooo sleepy in skul 2day....nak start tido je, start ah dibelenggu fikiran....now i'm here writing 2days entry....ok ah, kinda long story huh. aight aight, i'm gonna try ma best 2 sleep & bangun sahur nanti. slamat berpuasa, take care & there's only 1 spongebob squarepants.... : )
xxMENYANYANGI SESEORANG MEMAKAN MASAxx
xxMENYINTAI SESEORANG TAK MENGENAL RUPAxx
xxMEMILIKI SESEORANG TIDAK DISANGKAxx
xxBILA SUDAH MEMILIKINYA, TAKUT PULA DIKECEWAxx
