Saturday, October 30, 2004
eeeehhhhh!!!!! how could i 4get to mention sumthin dat happened today!!!! raihan got scouted by a woman from sum modelling agency! hohoho!!!! dat explains why this lady was looking at her head to toe while the 3 of us were at the trafik light. i thought that lady was trying to notice wat raihan was wearing or sumthin. skali kena approach lah! feewiitt!!! hahaha, gerek ah han! u've come a long way bebeh. from the bopped hairdo of sec 1 to the hmm, achi klasik that u are ryte now? hahaha....walau pompan tu kater dia nak kau masok advertisement or sumthin, ok jugak pe. hope to see u on teevee selling car tyres orait! rawk ah! heh heh. kool moment juz now. so yearp, datz it. juz had to mention diz. hurhurhur.
xxSINGAPORE'S NEXT TOP ACHI..... =)xx
PESKY IRRITATING HOMOSAPIEN
i'm lafing ryte now for my faithful tagger 'maniac' has invaded diz blog o mine again. as alwiz, being his lame self. whose the butch ur talking bout man? me? hahaha...i tink u haf a sexuality problem goin on beb. still dunno how to differentiate between a guy & a gerl huh? hahahaha....well hey, apa apa pun kan, slamat berpuasa lah eh jek. aku tak pasal, hina ah aku banyak banyak. yang aku tau, aku takder hutang kau satu haram pun dalam dunia ni. you're not a fren in my book so why should i bother bout you ryte? slamatz!
moving on to more interesting news, the interview went well for us 3 juz now. there were few other grupz wen we reached the office at mosque street at 12pm juz now. the ambience of the office is so kool & i can imagine me & my frenz having like a so called 'chillout area' like dat or perhaps, a small company occupying that kinda space. the questions were quite tough & impressively, retroboi spoke malay fluently & achi raihan spoke bahasa london all the way. hahaha. so yeah, i'm not like THAT hoping to get on the show. at least the 3 of us tried our best. we can carry out our marketing plans onli if the 3 of us had sufficient capital to run a small bizniz. getting thru diz show would help for the fact that the capital would be provided. how kool is that. anyhows, it was a great experience for the 3 of us for we sat down on the couch with the camera focused on us. dengan lighting lagik! hahaha....kool experience.
the kool office. our interview was done at the upper floor. anxiety attacks all round while waiting for our turn.
the ghost of Chinatown NEL station resting on a wall. ghosts are goin retro nowadays.
retrospectiv, sum random dude & achi since sec 1. hehe.
checkered imagery.
elongated images tanx to NEL mirrors.
orait, rewinding back to yesterdayz escapade. chanced upon rafi ali & A B Shaikh at the mosque buka puasa sama sama. nasserz intention of becoming the imam for the day was shattered for he was too late in washing his hands after the meal. biler dia dah cuci tangan, solat maghrib pun dah start. hahaha....nex year try lagik k geng! went to gay-lang after dat & seriously gay-lang to me has lost itz appeal. appeal as in dah tak meriah sangat ah. mebi partly because of the unoccupied shops dat were situated at the bazaar. the mat minah population at this time of year are sprouting & wherever u turn, ur bound to see one. we guys walked aimlessly around the bazaar & joo chiat complex. seriously nothing did capture my eye. i had an image of a brown baju kurung wif yellow pinstripes. as expected, takder satu pun yang come close to my desired design. so nvm, i'm happy wif my laz yearz baju kurung. after all the exhaustion of the rounds of gay-lang, evri1 let loose at singapore post. hahaha....from the boi who sang in the lift to the dikir barat video. so yearp, all fun & laughter during the last phase of the day. nex outing is raya riot! nasser has a van during that time & to all the kidz whom houses that are on our 'rempuh ah rumah dia' list, jaga jaga here we come!!!! hahaha...take care & slamat berbuka people!
xxFRIENDS COLOUR YOUR WORLDxx
Hooray Hooray Friday Escapades
oh man! da day ended wif endless laughters for all the boiz did a hilarious dikir barat video gone wrong! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! da main stars of the show has got to be the ever funi nasser & retroboi rufi who killed us wif his ago-go moves even wen the music went off! hahaha!!! seriously, i'm sure every single one had a ball of a time. itz memories like these dat makes u smile any given time of day. so yeah, here are the pix from the madness krew kidz.
the lift jammed & everyone was quite happy bout it. heh heh.
the klasik nasi bryani we had during breakfast at al-falah mosque. da ayam masak merah is to die for!
the pencuci mulut. in english, erm, 'mouth washer'? murtabak sedap beb!!!!
4 hungry lads waiting for 'the calling' to eat.
the one in the middle sedang berzikir. alhamdullilah....
after everyone put on their dancing shoes.
the ride to gay-lang.
reflected images of siti hall MRT.
an apek who was grooming his hair took this pic for us. seriously.
version 2 of siti hallz refelcted images.
2 kiddoz giving david blaine giving a run of his money from doin the stunt 'frozen in time'. dey lasted 2 seconds though after grabbing the drinks dey wanted from the freezer.
a sure sign dat oranges can be gay. hahahahaha!!!!! no woriz, hez straight gerls!
senior citizens photoshoot for the annual datok nenek calendar 2051.
i'll bet minahs are gritting their teeth on how boys can cross their legs perfectly! huahuahua!
oraity pple, after the last pic, the evergreen dikir barat video was shot. itz so lepak u wun be bored even wen watching it a gazillion times. i no i wun. so yeah, hope u smile while seeing the pix. tanx for dropping by!
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Helmet Hippy Thursday
blame it on the boring topics of our module books dat led to the zany images that u're about to see. enjoi.
nasser being potty-trained while feeling j-poppish with his 'peace' sign along wif his 2 most die-hard fans waiting for his autograph.
kid wondering about watz on the menu for 'buka', minah amik current & saiful mat silat.
3 caps combined to create the world's safest firefighter helmet.
sepet nation.
kid whose thinkin therez a conspiracy & kid whose staring at an amputated fly.
yakubu aiyekbeni & the answer to all tutorial questions.
lindot testing the durability of bobz helmet. i'm the test dummy.
minah current promoting the new starship trooper helmet. 100% guarantee u wun die wen u fall of a cliff wen wearing this helmet. money back guarantee if it doesn't work.
the kid who got to watch the FA Charity Shield LIVE! lucky boboi....
the resident abang stealing a quick grin while on the phone wif his stockbroker bout the latest events encircling the biscuit business world.
caught by the aerial shot of the colgate teeth squad.
reflecting shadows.
yes yes, expect more pix tomorrow for the boys will all be breaking fast together at zam-zam. mischief & insanity abound!
THE END
dude, stop trying too hard to fit in man....
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
finally i got to watch 3 of my most wanted movies. trainspotting, american history x & bowling for columbine. if u see the similarity between these 3 movies, it deals with the storyline based on life issues. all these 3 movies touches on the stigma of racism, drug addiction, violence etc. even though it took me a long time to download (heh heh) these movies, i dun mind it at all. i prefer movies that dwells on life & gives you a better prospective & makes you think bout the moral of the movie. i tell ya, these movies certainly opened up my eyes.
i slept at 3am diz mawnin watchin american history x & it tells you that having racial hatred wun get you anywhere. it only kills you. the whole movie revolves around skinhead beliefs & the hatred towards the other races in the country. edward nortonz character landed him in jail wen he killed a black person & dat awoken his senses that being a racist is juz not worth it. the ending was quite tragic to me. it definitely shows that wateva goes around, comes around.
orait, on towards daily life. i'm studyin in skul ryte now memorising the same crap over & over again. aiyah, diz sux. hmm, it simz my blog o mine has been getting much talk be it from frenz in skul or even on MSN wen i'm chatting wif my frenz. oh well, dun wori, i'm seriously ok. now u know i'm not all smiles & loud laughters. u can't be happy for 24/7 ryte? for sure sumtimes u juz sit back & think think think.
otay wokay people. jangan emo selalu. bersendaloka bersama singer.
xxFOR I KNOW MYSELF BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSExx
Sunday, October 24, 2004
funi how my serious entries ALWAYS get comments from readers. if it ain't aniting serious, the tagboard would be filled with cobwebs. dead silent wifout any1 writing in. heh heh. lepak sungguh. datz y i wrote a huge AHAHA in my tagboard cos i find it hilarious. dun wori, serious entries o mine are a rarity. after a year of blogging, i sumtimes dunno wat i'm saying. hahaha!!! cheers people!
xxMAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, MAYBE YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT MExx
wow. i read sumthin sumwhere online from sum1 dat says if the gerl suddenly stops messaging you or talks to you, it means shez not interested. how ironic is dat? i've been there before. hahaha. oh wat the hell. another thing a fren o mine told me, dun stare too much at a gerl who is deemed pretty & never gif her a 2nd glance if say, you're walking down the street. look once & datz it. dat'll onli boost her ego. like 'hey look at me, i'm beautiful. then who are you to look at me?' another good point. a perfect scenario told & experienced during the gay-lang breakfast escapade. i find diz hurtfully true. i wouldn't make up stories if it didn't occur to me ryte?
oh well, if u look closely at most of my entries which touches the serious part of me, itz usually during the wee hours of the morning. datz wen i'm bored, start to think bout all the illogical stuff in life, paranoid, to say the least, evriting negative. datz wen my inner demons are just trying to escape & would like to say wateva crap i wanna say. kol it a case of insecurity. u might say why shuld i feel diz way? oh hell, c'mon, dun tell me ur sumkind of super galactic person who filz secure emotionally 24/7. to tell you the truth, i myself dun even know why i can switch to super depress mode in an instant. haha. mebi being lonely adds up to all diz depression huh? i dunno. wat the hell. i dun care. i nid change. change for the better. it would be nice if it wasn't me asking the questions. why shuld i be interested wen you're not?
xxTWO SIDES OF ME. LOVE IT OR HATE ITxx
Saturday, October 23, 2004
itz a cruel fact to know that physical appearance does matter wen it comes to knowing people. by knowing, i mean, getting to know the opposite sex. wen the 1st thing dat pops up in your mind is how kool that dude looks, how sexy dat chick is wen u look at sum1 that captures your eye. i seriously think the phrase 'dun judge a book by itz cover' is overplayed too much on the fantasy radio. face the harsh reality of life, which guy doesn't want a beautiful gerl, which gerl doesn't want a handsome dude. please spare me wen u say u dun look at that aspect wen wanting to know sum1. wen of coz i'm sure u must at least once complimented how hot that sum1 from the opposite sex is. dun ya agree wif me, the physical appearance of a person is the 1st thing u look at at a person? itz not the heart that u see 1st ryte? image seems evriting in the ever rat race to become 1 of the beautiful people.
datz wat i find sucky in this werld. da media projects the very image dat looking good will get u far in life, get more attention etc. look at all the models featured in fashion spreads & branded stuff. y are they alwiz worth a second glance from you? why dun you ever see a fat gerl modelling for gucci ryte? itz such a social stigma dat i find quite disturbing. for example, wen u see a pretty gerl or a hot dude in frenster, u can't help but ogle ryte? the 1st thing u see bout that person is his/her pic ryte? even before u read his/her profile, i'm sure u 'analyse' his/her appearance. i muz admit that gerlz in frenster are downright hot & even myself can't help but juz gaze into their pics. so watz the start of cause from my actions den? itz from the pix i see 1st datz why. itz a simple equation, people only want to look at anything & everything nice. i wun be a blardy hypocrite & say i dun wanna haf a nice & pretty companion. i'm sure deep down evri1 of us wanz sum1 whom is pleasant to look at ryte? dun tel me u haven't heard sum1 tell you how good looking or how nice his/her companion looked wen wearing that tee/dress or wateva. see, appearance is evriting. u might wanna agree wif me concerning this or not. think bout it. sumtin to dwell on.
xxWEN THE BEAUTY ALL ALONG IS INSIDE YOUxx
Thursday, October 21, 2004
a cloud of anger encircled my mind wen i saw her ryte in front of me. there she was, with the same MAT whom she once told me she hated, she despised wateva wateva. look watz happening now? walking gelek gelek with that guy. so wat were all the tears for wen u called me to complain bout that guy? at last kau kembali kat dia jugak. i was blardy ryte behind you at the escalator & u haf no idea how much i would wanna friggin scream at you. to think bout it, i regret my past so blardy damn bad. why would i wanna waste my time juz to even get close to you? for back den, i thought that u would change in terms of attitude but hey, ur still the same as wat i may kol it, minah. thank god i ain't a mat so seriously, i'm not losing anything. go ahead lah eh, kau dah tau perangai mat tu camner, kau masih nak dengan dia. lantak kaulah. i reali dun care if shez wif sum1 else but i dun wanna see her wif the same blardy guy. datz the problem wif gerlz, no matter how many times da guy fools around wif you, cheats on you, slaps you, screams at you, kol u names etc, u STILL go bek to him. u wanna kol it as being through 'thick & thin' with him even though u get all those treatment, i'll say therez sumthin wrong wif you. because of you, i'm extra careful wif people ryte now. for i know the sweet werds can be poison & i'll be on a downhill emotional ride. dat iz why i dun take compliments easily. for i dun reali have a trusting bond wif werds. stoopid me for taking in wateva u said. but wateva it is, not being with you is the smartest decision i made. for now, why do i nid a gerl like you wen u have ur homies whom u'll laugh even more rather den being in ur company? y oh why did i ever fell for a minah? bila panggil minah, marah plak. ah pasallah. wat i do no, never ever settle for a minah. all dey do is fool around wif ur feelings in which only they're on the winning end. diz goes out to all the guys. u guys can see for yourselves the problems minahs are usually associated with. if u wanna be with sum1 who looks gorgeous but has a tendency of surely to break ur heart, go ahead bebeh. seriously, sumtimes you are better off being alone. think bout it.
xxUR WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND SUMONExx
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Gay-Lang BreakFast Escapade
nah, didn't reali breakfsat at gay-lang. we ate at tong seng coffeeshop at bugis kat ah chew hotel. hahaha...nama lepak na'uzubillah. da gang juz ate simple dishes & for me, as usual, nasi ayam. wat else. after dat, it was gay-lang escapade & it was minahz galore. an eyesore nonetheless. oh well, wun elaborate further. herez the pix from the get-go. enjoi.
Bugis fountain lostboys.
Bugis fountain lostboys the sequel.
sucked into the hands of time at bugis mrt.
2 bankrupt millionaires whom are now living their lives off with a bandung drink.
lostboys yet to be found.
lindot aka minah current aka anak tauke nasi padang.
head serving waiter.
pole pushing olympics.
angled images.
this has got to be the most gay-est pic i've ever taken. my god, itz so funi. dun wori, i'm straight. i dunno bout the guy next 2 me though.
no comment.
fadz finds his island of solace on the shoulders of linda. ain't dat sweet. heh heh.
cheek pinching paralympics.
and u thought only gerls wore bras. HAHAHAHA!!!!!
xxHILARITY CONSUMERxx
hohoho....never would i thought of trying sumthin & exciting new wif 2 of ma frenz. itz good they're psyched juz like me & now all we gotta do is hope. da document has been sent, ideas arranged, hope is all u nid ryte now. yesterday was super fun for me & retrokid had a free car ride from the jendulz aka achi aka aku-dah-kenal-dia-since-sec-1-&-dah-tak-tahan-dengan-karenah-dia-lagik. hahahahaha!!!! eh han, sori bout the amputated bear eh. hahaha!!! lepak giler....
now i'm at ma skulz cold as an aisbok library. wasting time till 5.30 wen i'll b mitin up wif the sembarang kidz. gonna be buka-ing outside wif em. sum say at haig road, sum say at Bugis. mana manalah eh. asalkan bleh ngap. i'm booked for the next 2 fridays seh! hahaha...mana peh bizi je aku ni. nex wik gonna be buka-ing wif the poly kidz & the following friday, it'll be with my sec skul frenz! speaking of sec skul frenz, read todays briter harian peepz! 2 of my klasmates are featured in the Ekstra section! woohoo! itz bout sum O level thingy lah. i find the article funi as the reporter is my klasmate too. so itz frenz interviewing frenz. u get wat i mean? hahaha!!! lepak. itz been 3 years since the sec 5A kidz have disbanded & boy, do i miss them. nvm, on the 5th november, i'll be seeing them again!
oh yeah, now i'm super hooked to Alexisonfire. blardy HMV's selling their CD for $51. go figure. little girls pointing & laughing has got to be my fevret. heh heh. talking bout CD's, i bought The Quests. sum old skul local band back in the 60's. the songs are nice & itz so disco-dut kinda feel ya know wat i mean. hahaha....datz juz me, i listen to music ranging from scream-your-ass-off tunes to joget ago-go tunes. versatile huh? only techno mesti pangkar!
wokie dokiez people, haf a nice meal during breakfast aight. again, bli dengdeng mau lebih. tolak aku sikit kalau ader extra.
xxVINTAGE JUNKEES REVIVALxx
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
HAPPINESS OF OTHERS
todayz post reflects on how happy i am for my frenz who are gladly 'settled down' with their respective other halves. due to jeling mautz gerl blog entry today concerning her 23rd monniversary (wateva dat mean heh heh), i'm surprised how couples at this age could stand the test of time & i'm happy for the both of em. yeah, si hadi yang seems pendiam ader matair eh! aku baru tau time year 2! hahahaha!!!! another fren i'm happy for is boboi zammie, ma sec skul hommie yang tengah menjalani NS. hahaha...hez now wif this helluva creative & hilarious gerl. shez super kool i tell ya. having that quirky gerl as his 1st gerlfren is a nice way to start of the journey. well, da point is, i truly admire these couples for having concrete relationships. not those types which just 'fool around' with each other just to have a 'relationship'. so to these to couples, korang rawk ah!
before i go, a special message to sharifah. eh gerl, serious ah eh, die die must convince your parenz jangan nak matchmake matchmake ni smua. dat method is so 60's gerl. so wat if the guy is having a good life. wat do they mean by dat? with that note, alias kadir is alwiz there 4 you. tolong genapkan impian dia to have 4 wives ah. hahahaha!!! kidding kidding. i'm kidding! well, itz ur future & itz u & only you dat has the power to choose whom ur gonna settle down wif ryte?
ok peepz, i'm out. bli dengdeng mau lebih.
xxPULMONARY ARCHERYxx
Saturday, October 16, 2004
Fasting Jitters
yesterday was hilarious. da ever so funi nasser totally 4got he was fasting yesterday. there he was, after friday prayers, happily dispensed a drink from the water cooler at the mosque. i juz stood transfixed & gave him a weird look. 'eh, kau amik air buat aper?'....he juz kept quiet. he still had da time to joget joget time naik tangga masjid biler nak kluar wif the cup still in his hands. there he got weird stares from pakciks, rashid & mebi sum other pple. den he wondered 'eh, apasal orang tengok aku ni? salah pe aku nak minum air?'.....datz when it struck him dat fasting period dah start!!! 'eh, aku puasa sak!!!'.....HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! lincah lincah dia buang da cup of water & we all had a laugh. nasser nasser....hez so funi. for sure poly life would be boring wifout him around.
& so, i got bek juz in time yesterday to buka after goin to town for a while. sempat bli baju & mat retro went shopping galore getting himself 2 tees. hahaha....well, my ibu was so nice to buy air kathira which i so love. peh sedap! hahaha....oh yeah, 2day is the man of the house's berfday. gonna be eating outside 2day. hez 47years oreadi seh. still wif the mat-rock style. kool! orait, below are some pix taken on thursday. selamat berpuasa cik abang dan cik adik!
stealing time to shoot DURING lecture.
top 2 riders of KFC/Pizza Hut delivery. da guy in black is the next mascot for KFC. move away colonel!
intelligent tees.
6 guys in an enclosed space. claustrophobic while putting up a smile.
da guy who never wears a cap but was forced to do so by the mad cap happy police.
xxSHOOTS & ARROWSxx
